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Etiquette for Joining sessions ?
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I have made a little story - for serious fun.

Joining a random session:

- Hello, people! Can you hear me? I am in Denmark

- You, Mozart are in ...? Uh, let me guess by the latency.

- Wow, you must be in Germany, in the north. Only 25 milliseconds latency between you and me. Near Copenhagen.

Mozart: Yes, I am in Rövershagen, near Rostock.

ABBA: - I am in Sweden.

- Very good, ABBA and Mozart. - Ow, we have one bad connection here, Wi-Fi. That is you, Paganini.
Dont use Wi-Fi, only cable. Can you hear me? But the crackling is not coming from you, now.

- Where is then all that crackling coming from? Uh, there is something total wrong with your connection, Stravinski.
That is maybe why!? Can you hear me? I can only hear nasty crackling.

- Uh, can you all hear Elvis? I can not hear him. No audio, it says - and he is grayed out. Bad! All hands on deck, Elvis`s sound is away. Save him! Save us! Press on RESYNC button now. Dammit, he is still NO AUDIO. Argh! Uh, now Elvis has left the building.

- Where are you located, Pythagoras?

Pythagoras: I am in Greece, 82 billions ms away in the past.
I am by the way trying to figure out something very important about sound. 1, 1/2, 1/3 und so weiter. Wait a sec !
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It fits somehow with the real history (hm! - that I am trying to obtain).

Quick actions is the key - and straightforwardness.

ALL technical difficulties must be straightened out, as quickly as possible.

And technical problems are plenty

Good advice, Moose Hofer
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Etiquette for Joining sessions ? - by Cavery1962 - 05-02-2020, 09:40 AM
RE: Etiquette for Joining sessions ? - by Hans Peter Augustesen - 05-02-2020, 08:22 PM

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